“Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him, because he can take it, because he’s not a hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight.”
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Written by nnarum23 about 2 years ago.
The best part of this song is the last 30 seconds. It’s when Batman captures that guy and hitches a ride on the plane. That part is so bad ass.
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Written by Gemberaapje about 2 years ago.
The Joker gives the word ‘insanity’ a whole new dimension.
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Written by WhySoSeriousShow about 2 years ago.
@s3ct4u watch my new show you’ll geta kick out of it. aAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
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Written by WhySoSeriousShow about 2 years ago.
@Barrymit watch my new show you’ll geta kick out of it. aAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA
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Written by Villainster1 about 2 years ago.
If you listen carefully to the melody from 0:10 to 0:30, you’ll notice that it is the same melody for the original Batman theme, although the rhythm is different.
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Written by lilemotom about 2 years ago.
@Gambit1997 The guy he films then sends into the news after he has taken him
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Written by TweeTwee56 about 2 years ago.
madness is like aids. it really sux
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Written by Gambit1997 about 2 years ago.
@AmandaMichele2010 which part? Who’s Brian?
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
[During a bank heist, the Joker has tricked all his men into killing each other, one after the other. One of the last ones, getting wise, points his gun at another thug, who still has his mask on]
Grumpy: I’m betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
Bozo: No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: [confused] Bus driver? What bus dri-?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy] -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
The Chechen: They won’t work for a freak…
The Joker: [mocking his accent] A freak…
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons, who grab the Chechen]
The Joker: Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message. Everything burns! -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: Are you the real Batman?
Brian: No.
The Joker: No? Then why do you dress like him?
Brian: He’s a symbol… that we don’t have to be afraid of scum like you.
The Joker: Yeah, you do, Brian. You *really* do! -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: I had a vision, of a world without Batman. The mob ground out a little profit and the police tried to shut them down, one block at a time. And it was so… boring. I’ve had a change of heart. I don’t want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let’s give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn’t dead in sixty minutes then I blow up a hospital.
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: You have all these rules and you think they’ll save you.
Batman: I have one rule.
The Joker: Then that’s the rule you’ll have to break to know the truth.
Batman: Which is?
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you’re gonna break your one rule.
Batman: I’m considering it.
The Joker: No, there’s only minutes left, so you’re gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them. -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there’s no going back. You’ve changed things… forever.
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: [Batman slams The Jokers head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: If we don’t deal with this now, soon little, uh, Gambol here won’t be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol: [explodes] Enough from the clown!
[He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb]
The Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let’s not *blow* this out of proportion. -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
Gambol: You’re crazy.
The Joker: I’m not. No, I’m not. -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
[the Batpod charges]
The Joker: Ooohhh. You want to play. Come on! -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Chechen: What do you propose?
The Joker: It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
[mobsters laugh]
Salvatore Maroni: If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already?
The Joker: If you’re good at something, never do it for free. -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.
[climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious]
The Joker: Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!
[shoves him out and takes the wheel] -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: I want… my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
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Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Chechen: What are you going to do with all your money?
The Joker: See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite, and gunpowder…
[the Chechen watches, appalled, as Joker's thugs pour gasoline on his mountain of cash]
The Joker: And gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap! -
Written by AmandaMichele2010 about 2 years ago.
The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
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